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Eight family films you may or may not have seen over Christmas

Post a comment | Published: January 16, 2006 1 Who Framed O.J. Simpson (172 mins, cert U) (*******) Zany cartoon caper featuring Bernard Cribbins (Aliens, The Crying Game) as the voice of off-thewall toon football riot Oh-jay "The Juice" Simpson who (apparently) didn’t kill his wife and her friend brutally with a bat... Read article

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Shocking document reveals true inspiration behind Warwick landmarks Post a comment | Published: January 16, 2006 A leaked document from University House has sensationally revealed the origins behind many key landmarks on campus in a move that is sure to anger University hierarchy, who have fought to keep this information confidential for a number of years... Read article

Mysterons Post a comment | Published: January 9, 2006 The daring of some students often mystifies Mysterons' patron, Boris (or BTB to his friends). It seems that someone no stranger to those in Union North (or perhaps UNN... Read article

Campus stunned as it is revealed that this year’s One World Week will be the last Post a comment | Published: January 16, 2006 One world week, on the eve of its yearly appearance, has been dealt a surprise blow by Union officials with the news that this year’s will be its last... Read article

Core to retain name Post a comment | Published: January 16, 2006 All kinds of spurious talk has been flapping about concerning the renaming of the Core supplement in the Warwick Boar. It was its stunning redesign that gave rise to a possible name change... Read article

Mysterons Post a comment | Published: January 16, 2006 Mysterons has learned that Warwick’s foremost international festival has caused one of our illustrious sabb leaders to say OWW in embarassment. It seems that the gentleman (or lady) in question enjoyed an exciting night with not one, but two of the esteemed international guests for whom this wee... Read article

The Warwick Archivist Post a comment | Published: January 23, 2006 Over the years, uncountable numbers of people have spent uncountable numbers of hours in the peaceful town of Warwick trying to find the university that bears its name... Read article

Scandal Post a comment | Published: January 23, 2006 Mysterons learns today of a scandal so terrible, so shocking, that we can barely contain our excitement and wonderment at its scale. We are, however, in a rush, and so must limit our comments to: Union Council Man Dog Unseemly odour Large balls of ice cream Make of this what you will,... Read article

Mysterons Post a comment | Published: February 13, 2006 Mysterons has learnt that RaW is in uproar this week after a mystery banner thief struck again. The advertisement in question was snatched from a motorway bridge spanning the A46... Read article